You are great, as you are

9 8 Dog was aware that not everyone liked him. Dog was aware different folks have different opinions on things, but the way Weasel’s parents were looking at him made him feel as though they hated him. However, nothing could have prepared Dog for what happened next. Weasel’s Mom said to her son, ‘Look at that Dog over there. Watch yourself round him Weasel, all dogs are vicious and bite people! They are all like that, all of them, so you cannot trust them Weasel, any of them.’ ‘Yeah’ said Weasel’s Dad, and they all smell as well. It is because they are dirty and do not wash. I know they are not like us Weasels, us Weasels are just brilliant, we are pretty much perfect!’