What happened to me?

11 I was telling Zebra about Chicken, who goes to our school. I was saying she winds me up a bit, she is alright, but can be a bit annoying at times. Zebra was saying that all chickens MUST be annoying then, as both of the chickens we know are like that. He said that I should look at some of the websites he looks at, because I will get to see that chickens are very annoying indeed. Mom does not let me look at just anything online, she is always trying to keep me safe. But Zebra keeps saying I should do what he says, not what Mom wants me to do, because he says Zebra know best! I am not sure what I will do yet... I will have a think and see.